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forevercryingbecausemerlin:

GROW DINOSAURS

We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.

We also have Great White Sharks and Orca’s with Jaws and those are awesome fish/shark/whale :)

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nebulaofwomen:

Thony Silas

Chat 9 Dec 5,053 notes Closing Skype is hard.
  • me: Okay. Time to close Skype. I'll just press the big red X and that should do it.
  • skype: You have successfully minimized Skype.
  • me: No, I pressed the big red X. That closes things.
  • skype: I don't know what to tell you bro. I'm still here.
  • me: Alright. I'll just use the Skype menu to close you.
  • me: *SKYPE - CLOSE*
  • me: Finally. No more interruptions from...
  • skype: I'M STILL HERE BEYOTCH!
  • me: Do people still say that? You are so annoying Skype.
  • skype: You haven't updated me in like a year. My slang algorithms are out of date, yo.
  • me: Okay, Google says I just right click on the task bar and choose "quit skype."
  • me: *RIGHT CLICK - QUIT SKYPE*
  • skype: Are you sure you want to quite skype? Click yes or no.
  • me: I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE.
  • skype: You need to chillax.
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